Which moves more, a fetus or the gas I am currently suffering through? I swear, my fetuses didn't move this much when I was almost ten months pregnant! What the?
There's this game my kids play on the Wii with two little tanks. It plays this funny little whistled tune while the tanks move around and fire at each other. That is what my digestive system feels like right now. Two little tanks maveuvering around in there, stopping frequently to make things blow up.
And the smell. What. The. Hell. Is this what brimstone smells like? Seriously, what biolgocial weapons grade experiments are going on down there? And how many have to suffer because of it? It's 30 F outside and I have the window and doors open in this condo to clear the green haze out of the air!
How much longer can this go on?!
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